Johannesburg Centre, Astronomical Society of Southern Africa


Quantum humour

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report.  He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere?  Are you sure that your electron is really lost?" 

"I'm positive." replied the atom.

Brian Fraser


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