Johannesburg Centre, Astronomical Society of Southern Africa


Interesting Question(s)...

By: Trevor Gould

I do hope that this set of anecdotes encourages the submission of others….

Astro-Answers 

Abstract

This notes unusual, funny and interesting questions and answers I have personally experienced in Astronomy.

Halley’s Comet

My wife and I were standing in a crowd watching the evening sky on Signal Hill in Cape Town in 1986.  A satellite passed overhead, and a gentleman nearby called to his family “There goes Halley’s Comet!”

Bruises

I was giving a slide supported talk to a Brownie Group and showed a slide of the active Sun.

“What’s that?” I asked.  “The Sun” they answered.

“What are the dark spots?” I asked.  “Bruises” they answered.

Germany

While giving a talk to another Brownie Group, I asked each Brownie to pretend to be a planet.

“Please, please” called one “Can I be Germany?”

Heaven

My telescope was set up at the Planetarium for the Jan 9 2001 total lunar eclipse. 

One couple asked me if I could see Heaven with the telescope.  I told them I couldn’t, but that it was worth searching for.

Future

While doing a sky-show in Swakopmund, a lady asked what instrument I was using.  I told her it was a telescope.

She asked “Can you see the future with that telescope?”

I answered  “We can’t see the future, but we’ve got a good handle on the past”  I think the answer sailed right over her head.

Do meteorites exist?

We called on a landowner of a saltpan close to the Kalahari Gemsbok Park in the Northern Cape, and explained that we would like his permission to search the pan for meteorites - rocks from space.

“Do they really exist?” he asked.  After leading a number of unsuccessful expeditions, I wondered about that myself.

Lights in the sky

I showed my Mum a view through the telescope at the Observatory.

“What are those little lights in the sky?” she asked.

Solar Eclipse

Following the June 2001 total solar eclipse visible from Lusaka, Zambia, I took my plastic eclipse glasses on a visit to my parents in Natal.  I showed them how to look through the glasses and offered them to a neighbour.  She put on the glasses, looked at the Sun and enquired “Is that the Moon?”

Aliens

One of the most common questions asked at skyshows is “Can you seen the aliens?”

Moon

While showing the sky at the Observatory, I noticed the security guard walk past and invited him to look through the telescope.  Once he had seen what it was pointed at, he asked to see the Moon, which unfortunately had already set.

“Sometimes the Moon is full, sometimes this half, and then that half. What happens to the Moon when it is not full?”  He told me his teacher had told the class that when the Moon is not full, parts of it have gone away.

“Is this true?” he asked

An insightful question for someone exposed to such a poor education.

End of the World

In the Nineties, there was a magnificent solar halo caused by upper atmosphere ice crystals.  The Planetarium was inundated with calls about it.  One drafted telephone answerer told a little old lady that the Sun had gone nova and we only had a few hours to live before the shock wave hit us….

Solar Eclipse

I was talking to my Mum about the Solar Eclipse.  She asked if it would happen during the day.

Naming a star after a girlfriend

Dear Trevor

 For my sins, I work with an endangered species - the Romantic Man!  He wants to have a celestial star named after his girlfriend for her birthday.  He has some recollection that this is possible - any clues as to its possibility and the logistics of it all?

Hi [name changed to protect the innocent],

It's good to know that there are at least two of us.

Naming of stars after girlfriends:

[1] He can send me US$10 000 and I will call any star of his choice "Hilda*" in future.  He can select to replace "Hilda*" with any name later on, given the changeability of girlfriends.

Solar Eclipse

During the Solar Eclipse in South Africa in December 2002, one participant asked about how the eclipse occurs.  When it was explained that the Moon moves in front of the Sun, she exclaimed “But how could it occur - the Moon would be new and a tiny sliver!”

Mars

In 2003 Mars passed closest to the Earth in recorded history: a number of people asked for the exact time of the close approach, so they could go outside and watch Mars pass by.

Stargazing

I held a stargazing evening at my home some years ago.  To assist with retention of night vision, all the lights were out.  Later, at the Observatory, I was approached by a young lady, who asked if I was Trevor Gould.  When an affirmative was given, she responded “Is that what you look like with the lights on?”  All conversation promptly ceased.

Lunar Eclipse

I asked the family whether they would like to watch a total lunar eclipse with me in the early hours of the morning.  They did.  I said they should get various things ready, including binoculars.  My 20 year old daughter asked what she must do with the binoculars..

Authority

I was asked to give a talk to Brownies some years back.  It was winter and I wore a windbreaker.  As I came in I heard one Brownie whisper to another “Look - he’s even got stars on his jacket!”

 


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