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Some more Astro-humour

 

Astronauts do it above the atmosphere. Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it Charging Coupling and
     Devising ( CCDs ).		 Astronomers do it anually.
Astronomers do it elliptically.
Astronomers do it cosmologically. Astronomers do it in clusters.
Astronomers do it hyperbolically. Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it in nebulae. Astronomers do it in X-ways.
Astronomers do it in voids. Astronomers do it on mountain tops.
Astronomers do it meteorically. Astronomers do it parabolically.
Astronomers do it orbitally. Astronomers do it telescopically.
Astronomers do it spectroscopically. Astronomers do it universally.
Astronomers do it under the stars. Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it variably. Astronomers do it with dwarfs.
Astronomers do it with binaries. Astronomers do it with lenses.
Astronomers do it with giants. Astronomers do it with lights out.
Astronomers do it with light. Astronomers do it with mirrors.
Astronomers do it with long tubes. Astronomers do it with stars.
Astronomers do it with sextants. Astronomers do it with young stars.
Astronomers do it with Uranus. Astronomers are much nicer than real people.

Brian Fraser

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